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Animation / JOKES

HERE IS ALL THE BEST FUNNEST ANIMATION ON THE NET/ AND SOME GOOD JOKES!!!!!!

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

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Group X Cereal Bawks (From the makers of Schfiftyfive)

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NEW "TOO MANY GUYS " VERY FUNNY ! (from the makers of bangbangbang)

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BUSH( LIKE THE BEASTIE BOYS) - NO SLEEP TILL WHITE HOUSE !

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CHECK OUT THIS NEW SEARCH ENGINE IT'S CALLED AKS JEEVES

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Carlos Man of Love !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VERY FUNNY Take a ride on the Ghetto Airplane ! ! ! ! ! !

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THIS IS ECXACTLY HOW CPU TECH SUPPORT REALLY IS

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DO U LIKE COFFEE ? CHECK OUT STAR SCHMUCKS COFFEE

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VERY FUNNY "PEANUTS" ANIMATION

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REALLY FUNNY ARNOLD'S PIZZA SHOP ! ! !

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CHECK THIS OUT SHE KICKED MY DOG !!!!!!!

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TAKE THE GAY TEST !!!!!

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FUNNY SATAN NEEDS SOLES (SHOE SOLES) !!!!!!!

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LOOK Mcdonalds Ebonics "Ghetto McDonalds" FUNNY

 

 

 

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Group X Rollerskaite Date (From the makers of Don't Touch That)

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NEW ! REALLY FUNNY NUMA NUMA IDOL !!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK OUT THE FUNNY ANIMATION OF THE MONTH
                 Big Ass TITTIES ! ! !  

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VERY FUNNY "BIG ASS TITTIES" (do u have some big ass titties ?)

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LOOK AT: SESAME STREET & AIDS !!!

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ALL I WANT IS BANG BANG BANG ! (lol)

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SHAKE THAT ASS & LET ME SEE WHAT U GOT (b/w lol)

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YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT

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CHECKZ OUT THE Ghetto Antenna 2000 !!!!!! (LOL)

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VERY FUNNY " WACK ASS CEREALS " MUST SEE THIS 1

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PROTECT YOUR CAR WITH BIG BLACK BEN !

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Funny View On HOW THE WORLD WILL END !

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Strip SEE Britney Spears Naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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THE MYSTERY OF STEROIDS IN BASEBALL !!!

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THIS IS HAIRLARIOUS BIG GAY BUBBA'S PRISON SONG

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REALLY FUNNY: 2- TURDS !!!!!!

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REALLY FUNNY How Martha Stewart Cooks A Turkey !!!!!!!

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AWESOME Laid Off: A Day In The Life OF ODD TOOD

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VERY FUNNY "SCHFIFTYFIVE" CHECK IT OUT

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FUNNY "DON'T TOUCH THAT" ooo !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Very Funny AMERICAN IDOL 2005 Parody !!!!

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Can You Guess The Celebrity ???

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VERY FUNNY "counterstrike" ANIMATION 1

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FUNNY Super Celebrity Secrets!!!!!!!

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WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PIC ???

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WATCH "THE PASSION OF STERN"

 

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AHH... A love poem!

 

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FUNNY Counter Strike Animation 2 !

 
 
 
 
 



GIRL FIGHT ! ! !

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AWESOME KICK A** "Girl Fight" CHECK IT OUT !!!

 
 

 
 

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Jokes
 
  Joke 1
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What's 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
 

Joke 2
The Amish Hand Warmer: An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?

Joke 3

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

  my favorite joke 4

An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a spearm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.

What happened? says the doctor.

"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."

The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"

"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open." lol

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